christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Who dat? Who dat? A-B-B-Y.
I aged out of DCA.
I study imperial & maritime history.
I'm an ISFJ.
people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”
yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST
fuck flying cars, guys
i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is